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You’re Killin’ Me: Rap Trolls

August 15, 2011 · Posted in Music · 23 Comments 

Last week I went in on rappers with lame hustle. This wouldn’t be America without equality, would it? That’s right you’re next. Well rap fans with lame comments; that’s who’s next. I’ve had it with you trolls, and your smart alec comments. YouTube currently has one of the biggest troll populations per capita. Let me elaborate. I don’t care where Weezy would be if ‘Pac were still here. I don’t care how many dislikes this video has. I swear, on every video there is someone with a comment such as, “500 people don’t have racks on racks”. Not clever, not funny, I usually mark them as spam. You’re killin’ me.

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The comparisons have to stop. 2Pac and Biggie were great rappers. Comparing them to Wayne and Rick Ross is unfair, because they rap in 2 different era’s of Hip Hop, where fans have different tastes in music. Rappers simply fulfill the demands of their fans. Why would Wayne change his style? Tha Carter III sold 1 million units in 1 week! That’s 6 zeros, 1,000,000 units! If it’s not broken don’t fix it. Trolls don’t seem to understand this concept. The rap troll phenomenon isn’t exclusive to Wayne or Rozay videos. Go on almost any YouTube video by any rapper on the Top 100, and you will see this occur. Guaranteed, and it’s killin’ me!

Besides Wayne and ‘Pac being incomparable, I couldn’t care less about where Tune would be if 2Pac were still alive. I know 2Pac is better than Wayne, he’s better than anybody else to ever step in the booth. I came to this video to listen to Weezy murder this verse on “I’m On One”, not to be reminded that 2Pac is better than Lil’ Wayne. Stop it, you’re killin’ me!

Comments such as, “347 people don’t hustle hard” or “295 people don’t do it” have to stop. Incase you haven’t caught on, a troll figures out the number of dislikes then inserts it into the formula: [# of dislikes] don’t [name of song]. Computing this formula is rather exhausting for a troll, hence they ask for a thumbs up afterward, which serves as a form of payment for the trolls hard work. Ladies and gentlemen don’t feed the trolls by giving them a thumbs up, simply reply with, “you’re killin’ me”.

Next time you see someone compare two rappers without any sort of relevance to the video, or use the formula stated above please pick up the phone, and call your local congressman, and inform them of the atrocities happening in these internet streets. In addition, I beg you to pray every night and hope that comments like these one day stop. Thank you, that is all.

 

Rap trolls, you’re killin’ me.

 

Written by: @QuezKHH

 

Comments

23 Responses to “You’re Killin’ Me: Rap Trolls”

  1. Reks on August 16th, 2011 12:00 am

    trolls troll so idiots like you pay attention to them and write shit like this. rofl.

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    kaujnr Reply:

    You’re killin me

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  2. MosDef on August 16th, 2011 12:03 am

    haha this is so trueee. i mean im a lil wayne “hater” u can say but its true plp compare too much

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  3. MzDinaaa on August 16th, 2011 12:05 am

    I swear I say the same thing homie! I hate it so much when people wanna compare rappers and musicians in general. Either you like their music or you don’t. Stop the comparisons! As always, your blog post is amazing and like I said: ThatShitCray!

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  4. iHate on August 16th, 2011 12:10 am

    You speak the truth, but… those are just lame comments, not troll commentes. A troll is a smart person, someone that can make subtile jokes, someone that could make people (in this case the fans of an artist) mad. Or, at least, that was the situation in the good old days of trolling. Now people are putin the troll tag on every stupid comment. You’re killin’ me.

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    HHC Reply:

    @iHate, You must be a troll.. lol

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    iHate Reply:

    @HHC, sometimes. I never trolled khh. If I am a troll I try to really be a troll, like the old 4chan dudes (most of this new 4chaners are wack). Posting “x will be workin mcdonalds if ‘pac was still alive” IS NOT even close to wanabe trolling. A real troll will make other trolls and smart people laugh and will be hated by some trolls and stupid people.

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    iHate Reply:

    @HHC, can I post a link? documentation: documentation: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Troll (you can delete this comment, but take 5 minutes to read that, it helps). People use the word troll to easy, just like the word hater was used before.

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    iHate Reply:

    @iHate, Oh and: sorry for my english. I’m not that good with grammar (learned english only from movies, music, internet and some novels)

  5. carter on August 16th, 2011 1:04 am

    that annoys me SOO much! thank you quez :)

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  6. John on August 16th, 2011 1:06 am

    you hit it spot on… 100%

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  7. Oblivion God on August 16th, 2011 1:07 am

    I agree with this soooo much lol. Why do people even give them thumbs up for useless comments :/ Idiots..

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  8. shabang on August 16th, 2011 1:58 am

    Your soo right. Go to any J cole video on youtube and there’s always a fight about cole being better than drake or drake being better cole. It gets anoyingg!

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  9. Ericatomars23 on August 16th, 2011 2:00 am

    I agree %100. It’s like comparing Derek Rose to Michael Jordan, you can’t. MJ was the legend of the pass, Rose is a legend in the making. But we can keep saying the same shit and those same people are gonna keep trying to compare.

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  10. Wesley on August 16th, 2011 2:05 am

    I agree, although sometimes it is a bit funny.

    For example, on the Gymkhana 2 vid there was an comment ‘x people have a prius’ which I found rpetty funny, although it is to the formula i found it pretty funny to lay a link to something sharing barely any relevance to the vid, for the normal user.

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  11. stan on August 16th, 2011 2:29 am

    fuck yor life for this, fucking loser get off waynes cock u peice of shit

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    Jono Reply:

    You must be a troll

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    iHate Reply:

    @Jono, a stupid one

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  12. VAborNbred on August 16th, 2011 3:00 am

    I agree with this but i dont think 2pac was the greatest ever, one of the greatest def top3, but me personally would go with Andre 3000

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  13. B.J on August 16th, 2011 4:35 am

    I agree completely.

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  14. kkillacam on August 16th, 2011 11:47 am

    I’m just really sick of the comparisons and the criticism of the music in the hop-hop industry in general. The comments drive me crazy too, but listeners need to understand the direction the artist is coming from, and why the make shit the way they do..

    As far as Youtube goes, I fucking hate going to listen to 36 Chambers, and seeing; “OFWGKTA > Wu-Tang” plastered all over that shit. Go find a roof, and hop off.

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  15. 2Nci'ey on August 16th, 2011 2:57 pm

    So many P’Ppeopi’s wish to get evry Position – to compare ArtistZ is absurd. 2Pac hit a exquisiteOnePlace that nobady could reach*, cause….+ i think he never try to struggle to be an other Person.

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  16. 2Nci'ey on August 16th, 2011 2:58 pm

    you’re killin me. bprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuoh

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