Top 10 Lil’ Wayne Punchlines
Waiting for Tha Carter 4 to drop reminded me of how excited I was when Tha Carter 3 dropped. After C3 dropped, the homies and I would argue about Wayne being the best rapper alive. This debate went on for all 4 years of High School. By Senior year I think they just got tired of hearing me talk, and let Weezy have the “Best Rapper Alive” title. Enough of my High School stories though, let’s get to this list. I’ve compiled some of my favorite Lil Wayne punchlines of all time, all after the jump.
10. “1-2-3-way… 4-4 makes 8/ 9 times outta 10/ Its 11 or a 12-Gauge/ Friday the 13th/ Thats the day that Hell raised me/ But ya’ll boys too weak/ Like 14 days” From Bun B – Damn I’m Cold (Ft. Lil Wayne)
9. “Hair to the f*ckin back/ Call that sh*t Rosa Parks” From Trae Tha Thruth – Inkredible (Ft. Lil Wayne & Rick Ross)
8. “If your girl is a veggie/ I put a cucumber on her face” From Jae Millz – P*ssy N*ggas (Ft. Lil Wayne)
7. “If you act foul, you get 2 shots and 1” From Lil Wayne – Steady Mobbin’ (Ft. Gucci Mane)
6. “I am the shit/ They just poop stains” From Shawty Lo – They Know (Ft. Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Plies & Lil Wayne)
5. “Like a circle full of knives, I got the sharpest flow around” From Lil Wayne – I Know The Future (Ft. Mack Maine)
4. “Automatic leave you dead in the living room!” From Rick Ross – 9 Piece (Ft. Lil Wayne)
3. “Even though women change/ I will always like dimes” From Young Money – Pass Me The Dutch
2. ““New orleans n*gga, I get super dome” From Lil Wayne – Wasted
1. “I be runnin’ ’round gettin’ high on love/ Too much will kill ya/ I know that’s right/ But she got that crack and I got that pipe” From Lloyd – Pusha (Ft. Lil Wayne)
These are just some of my favorite Lil Wayne punchlines. I’m sure I missed a ton! So feel free to drop your favorite Weezy F. punchlines in the comments.
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“Shawty like a valet service I swear she been through a LOT” -Crying Out-
“Weezy Baby, baby what it do let me halla at ya…I ain’t upset but I blind if I smile at ya” -Gimmie That-
”tool on deck, why should i lie
nigga u a p**** hope u got 9 lives”- 9mm
Wayne isn’t a wack rapper, he has a different style some any rapper that’s why he’s still around. _Creative punchlines,
_explosive delievery in his voice,
_trendsetter in style which I think is weird,guys will wear women jeggings soon like his resent VMA performance because he did it.
_great stage presents to rock a crowd,
&_ doesn’t do nothing stu¶id like Breezy or Yeezy to get black ball or hated on for a good reason.
‘I can turn nuns to tricks’ – Sweet Dreams Remix
‘My reality is bigger than your dreams are,
Got ya dream girl ridin’ in your dream car’ – My Reality
‘I listen to her heart beat,
because it plays my favourite song’ – Crying out for me remix
‘Blind eyes could look at me and see the truth’ – Mr. Carter
‘And next time you mention Pac, Biggie, or Jay-Z,
Don’t forget Weezy Baby!’ – Mr. Carter
‘I tried to pay attention but attention paid me’ – She Will
‘Bitch, real G’s move in silence like lasagne’ – 6 foot 7 foot
‘I beat the beat up, call it self defense’ – 6 foot 7 foot
‘Safe sex is great sex, Better wear a latex,
Cuz you dont want that late text, that “I think I’m late” text’ – Lollipop Remix
‘What she mean to me, is what I mean to rap’ – Something That You Forgot
‘I’m married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federlin’ – I’m Me
‘They shoot missiles and nukes,
Taking out such a pivotal group,
The body count is the physical proof,
And they thought drugs were killing the youth’ – President Carter
Here are some I think are good.
No particular order, but of course weezy always goes hard! yeahyeah.
Ha ha Yeah I’m So Hot I Freeze
Big Balls And They Jangle Like A lot Of Keys
Even Deaf Bitches Say Hi To Me
She Tell Her Blind Bitch and She Say I Gotta See – Upgrade U freestyle
Save the world Second, Get High First!
Am cold as a br add another 3 Rs
Pistol means business that bitch should have a tie on
I’m a made nigga I should dust somethin
Light up the purp pass it like Steve Nash
@mos def-Em said when he was high he couldn’t even put together a decent punch line and that he would have had his ass handed to him if he would have dissed Kanye or Wayne-NEVER said they would kill him in lyricism and I don’t think they could… Jay either…
This song is so good! Lil wayne’s insistence that his female companion “pop her pussy for a real nigga” is a brilliant satire of gender and racial politics, and how sophisticated females are reluctant to reveal their pussies to modern black gentlemen. His request for her to “jump on his dick and do a full split” suggests that Wayne cares about flexibility and athleticism in a female rather than just good looks, and emphasizes a rare positive message in rap.
Weezy BEST RAPPER ALIVE
@C4 Mr Carters Home, hahahah u funnnny
Lil wayne is the best rapper alive and I love I would do anything just to se him and get high with him so that we could get highe higher than the clouds close to the moon and see yall bitches and niggas down there waving bye. Bye mother fuckers we going to see god
Lil wayne is the best rapper alive and I love I would do anything just to se him and get high with him so that we could get high higher than the clouds close to the moon and see yall bitches and niggas down there waving bye. Bye mother fuckers we going to see god
lil wayne may not be among tha top rappers
but rhymes cheque ma nigga
My ni99as have enough whites to build Barracks house……Never bites the hands that feeds you…..always watch the hands that’s cooking…green ranger.