Top 10 Lil’ Wayne Punchlines
Waiting for Tha Carter 4 to drop reminded me of how excited I was when Tha Carter 3 dropped. After C3 dropped, the homies and I would argue about Wayne being the best rapper alive. This debate went on for all 4 years of High School. By Senior year I think they just got tired of hearing me talk, and let Weezy have the “Best Rapper Alive” title. Enough of my High School stories though, let’s get to this list. I’ve compiled some of my favorite Lil Wayne punchlines of all time, all after the jump.
10. “1-2-3-way… 4-4 makes 8/ 9 times outta 10/ Its 11 or a 12-Gauge/ Friday the 13th/ Thats the day that Hell raised me/ But ya’ll boys too weak/ Like 14 days” From Bun B – Damn I’m Cold (Ft. Lil Wayne)
9. “Hair to the f*ckin back/ Call that sh*t Rosa Parks” From Trae Tha Thruth – Inkredible (Ft. Lil Wayne & Rick Ross)
8. “If your girl is a veggie/ I put a cucumber on her face” From Jae Millz – P*ssy N*ggas (Ft. Lil Wayne)
7. “If you act foul, you get 2 shots and 1″ From Lil Wayne – Steady Mobbin’ (Ft. Gucci Mane)
6. “I am the shit/ They just poop stains” From Shawty Lo – They Know (Ft. Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Plies & Lil Wayne)
5. “Like a circle full of knives, I got the sharpest flow around” From Lil Wayne – I Know The Future (Ft. Mack Maine)
4. “Automatic leave you dead in the living room!” From Rick Ross – 9 Piece (Ft. Lil Wayne)
3. ”Even though women change/ I will always like dimes” From Young Money – Pass Me The Dutch
2. ““New orleans n*gga, I get super dome” From Lil Wayne – Wasted
1. “I be runnin’ ’round gettin’ high on love/ Too much will kill ya/ I know that’s right/ But she got that crack and I got that pipe” From Lloyd – Pusha (Ft. Lil Wayne)
These are just some of my favorite Lil Wayne punchlines. I’m sure I missed a ton! So feel free to drop your favorite Weezy F. punchlines in the comments.
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