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Deaf•initions No•1

February 28, 2012 · Posted in Deaf-Initions, editorial · 64 Comments 

Do you ever cringe when you hear a rapper misuse a word? Yeah me too. So to keep myself from kicking an old lady in the shin, I’ve started a new blog series in which I will release all my anger, and define those misused words, and bring illogical lyrics into the light. Long story short, this will be a place to expose stupid lyrics. Every so often a new edition of Deaf•initions will hit your eyes. Enjoy the first edition below. Please don’t stab your ears.


Drake – The Motto (Ft. Lil Wayne & Tyga)
Spanish girls love me like I’m Aventura

Surprise! Spain is a country in Europe. Therefore people from that country are….Spanish. I doubt any significant amount of Spanish girls love Aventura anyways. Certainly not enough to make a comparison like the one above. You can’t identify people based on the language they speak. You can’t blame Drake too much though, everyone is doing this and it makes me want to stomp a baby everytime I hear someone use “Spanish” incorrectly. Spanish girls are from Spain! A Dominican girl is NOT Spanish. She’s Dominican! Damn.

Dr. Dre – Aint Nuthin’ But A G Thang (Ft. Snoop Dogg)
Never let me slip ’cause If I slip, then I’m slippin’

Man I can just see your face right now. After reading the deaf•inition above. Your fingers are just itching to write something about Drake. But let me catch your fall there player. Everybody slips, even the greats like Dre. If he slips, then he’s slippin’. Duh? You know I tried to put my 1 Verse, 1 Hearse mentality on this, but I can’t see how, why, where, or when anyone would ever hit rewind on this line. If you slip, then you’re slippin’? Wow. Yea and if you stall, then you’re stalling, and if you delay, then you’re delaying. If you slack, then you’re slackin’. Detox Dre. Detox. Read your lyrics out loud too.

Lil Wayne – Yes (Ft. Pharrell)
Weezy F. and the F is for phenomenal

Tune hate to break it to ya, but phenomenal starts with the letter P. Yea, sorry. Farrell should’ve told you man. I know.

Childish Gambino – Hold You Down
The same reason Will Smith always opposite Latino girls

Latina girls Gambino. Feminine suffix. Latina. Ah but other than this lazy mistake, Camp was an outstanding album. Especially that “Fire Fly” track.

Every other Lil Wayne song before Rickers
Weezy Fuckin’ Baby

This is why rappers need to read their lines out loud. WEEZY fuckin’ BABY? Weezy FUCKIN’ Baby!

Rick Ross – Yella Diamonds
Go cash a check just like a dolphin, nigga

Everytime I go to the bank, there’s always a bunch of damn dolphins everywhere, UGH. Damn dolphins always stealing the bank pens, with their phones ringin’, probably talking to the Mexicans. Then there’s the young dolphin kids jumping on the chairs, screaming, throwing tantrums, and spilling juice all over the damn floor. I am always fortunate enough to step on the juice too. Then I have to deal with sticky shoes all day. I hate those damn dolphins cashing their checks at my bank. I’d rather stand in line next to the dolphin football players Ross probably tried to allude to, but miserably failed, nigga. Read your raps out loud, nigga. You just said dolphins have the ability to cash checks, nigga. Oh man, I think I’m Rick Ross. William Roberts. Hallelujah.

Notorious B.I.G. – What’s Beef
Hope they know my nigga Gutter fuckin’ kidnap kids, Fuck ‘em in the ass, throw ‘em over the bridge

Woah woah woah. Woah…Woah. I’ve never understood this line, and probably never will. Calling the whole scenario a metaphor is too much of a stretch if you ask me. Thank God 2012 doesn’t know what beef is.

Also, the definition of classic is something that stands the test of time, and is still relevant years after. For example, Jay’s Reasonable Doubt. People right now call something classic even before it officially hits store shelves. Chill it with that, you’re killin’ me. Most of y’all will probably delete that classic album off your iTunes as soon as the new Lil Wayne record comes out.

If you have any suggestions for the next installment of deaf•initions, drop me a tweet @QuezKHH or write on the KillerHipHop facebook wall, and hopefully it makes the next installment. You could always drop a suggestion in the comments, but it’s better if you tweet me or drop a comment on our facebook wall, trust me. Now rappers, Quez is now on the hunt for illogical, misused words in your lyrics. Stay on your toes, ballet for me, hah.

Comments

64 Responses to “Deaf•initions No•1”

  1. killa on February 28th, 2012 6:19 am

    nice idea ,, keep it up
    when u gonna drop it ?? every week ?

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  2. omfgbbq on February 28th, 2012 6:37 am

    this is fuckin hilarious. True tho.
    i can’t stand lil wayne yellin “weezy F. Baby and the F is for fagg”
    why call yoself best rapper alive if you can’t fuckin rap.

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    Mattyice Reply:

    @omfgbbq, Agreed

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  3. wowzer. on February 28th, 2012 7:41 am

    Thanks!what was needed really!you probably need to do the whole carter4 though,you’ll get all the lame lines

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  4. twentyseven on February 28th, 2012 7:47 am

    honestly, how does someone who runs a hip-hop blog not understand Ross’ lyric about Dolphins. He’s from Miami. His team is the Miami Dolphins. Smh quez

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    ichyowie Reply:

    @twentyseven, how is anyone else supposed to know that? its a dumb line regardless

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  5. FuckThisOne on February 28th, 2012 7:49 am

    For real the guy who puts these up on killerhiphop this one is VERY STUPID. It’s only going to start drama. And all the Wayne haters are going to be saying stupid shit like always…. “he can’t rap” LMAO are you for real???? Dumb ass haters these days.

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  6. MosDef on February 28th, 2012 8:21 am

    haha agree with that guy wowzer that whole carter 4 is full of lame shit lol Quez the whole radio is full of this, just look their lol

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  7. yuppp on February 28th, 2012 10:10 am

    weezy f n the f is for fucking stupid

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  8. Alex on February 28th, 2012 10:45 am

    HAHAHAHA ! Full of Drake and Lil Wayne lol.. This has got to be the fucking funniest thing you posted since the killing of Slim Dunkin (RIP) over a GOD DAMN CANDY !

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  9. Rich on February 28th, 2012 11:31 am

    Spanish is not just a nationality, it is also an ethnicity that can be applied to speakers of the Spanish language. The Drake line isn’t the most cultured or acceptable, but it’s not retarded by any means.

    Dre line is dumb, but he didn’t misuse any words like this post implies.

    Wayne is likely aware that phenomenal begins with a ph. It begins with an “f” sound, which is close enough for the purposes of a rap song.

    I don’t really understand your issue with the other Wayne line.

    Rick Ross is either talking about Dolphin Cash payday loans or cashing a bigger check like a Miami Dolphins (NFL) player. You not understanding a line doesn’t make him stupid.

    Dunno too much about the history or story behind the BIG line.

    I think you can do a lot better than this Quez, there are a lot of misused idoms and words in Hip Hop, but these are some terrible ass examples.

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    Sampz Reply:

    Agreed I was reading this post and thinking Quez really? What about kanye west “what she order? Fish fillet”. Can someone explain to me wtf that’s about??

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    Edward Reply:

    @Sampz, Niggas in Paris – This girl’s never been around wealthy dudes like Jay or Kanye, so when she’s in a French restaurant, she’s out of her comfort zone. She orders a fish filet instead. Kanye laughs at her for doing so.

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    Sampz Reply:

    Did you just copy n paste from rap genuis.com because it says the exact same thing. I mean come on did you actually rate that line?

    peanut Reply:

    @Rich, hahaha ur so right like cmon these lines aren’t missed used u just dnt understand them

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    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @Rich, LOVE THIS POST! HE JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HIP HOP

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    d bags Reply:

    @Rich,
    What Quez is saying is that Mexican girls are Mexican, Dominican girls are Dominican and etc. Just because I speak English, doesn’t make me English (British). Quez is pointing this out humorously, not to be taken 100 percent serious.

    The post not once implies that Quez think Dre misused the word slippin. Quez TRIED to help Dre out by maybe thinking Dre meant something else, but he couldn’t do it.

    The first Weezy line, Quez probably understands that Wayne isn’t a complete grammatical failure, but he’s just pointing it out. Again, as a joke, not to be actually a diss at Wayne.

    The Rick Ross line is just because Ross is stupid. Ross would only mean Dolphin Cash Payday because Ross is FROM Florida. Most people have never heard of it, and since he’s talking about something local that not everyone will know about, that makes Ross stupid, not intelligent.

    The second Weezy line is that when Weezy says things like that he’s implying Weezy is having sex with Baby.

    It seems as though you have an issue with personality and humor here. These were fine examples, maybe not the best or most recent, but they get his point across just fine.

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    Rich Reply:

    @d bags,

    All of that is fine but it doesn’t fit with the idea of the series at all. None of these lyrics are illogical or feature misused words. If he’s going to do a series called “Deaf-initions” it shouldn’t just be a platform for discussing rap lyrics that he dislikes.

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    d bags Reply:

    @Rich,

    The Dre line is illogical. Both of Weezy’s lines are misuse of words; Phenomenal doesn’t start with an ‘F’ so it’s misusing it in this context, and saying it as the ‘F’ word is misusing it because it makes it sound like he’s having gay sex with Baby. Which I don’t think he was going for, so if he was, then he used it just fine. Ross’ line was illogical too because it doesn’t make sense to 49 of the 50 states, no to mention most of the world. So really, most of them are misused or illogical.

    peanut Reply:

    @d bags, the dre line isn’t illogical. if I’m slipping then I’m slipping…its true if u slip then u slip.
    the first wayne line is illogical in context but its not like wayne was going for perfect grammar, he’s being creative
    the second wayne line
    regardless of what waynes second line actually means, it isn’t illogical either
    ross’ lie was also not illogical. it makes sense, its not his fault if u don’t understand it. a lot of rappers rap about where they are from and other shit like that, if ur hatin on ross for talking about where he is from then u must have like pretty much every other artist out there.
    over all this post is illogical, and u r dumb

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  10. G@iR3i on February 28th, 2012 2:08 pm

    What bout kanye in cant tell me nothing

    Don’t ever fix your lips like collagen
    Say something were you gone end up apologing. <—– Just to make it work he left 'is'

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    d bags Reply:

    @G@iR3i, Collagen is used as an injection in most plastic surgeries on the lips. He is saying “don’t fix your lips” like “watch what you say” and you’ll say something stupid to apologize for later. The “like collagen” is just an analogy. Does that make sense?

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    LMH Reply:

    @d bags,

    That’s not the issue. Kanye used “Apologing”, which is not a word lol

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    d bags Reply:

    @LMH, Point taken. Urban dictionary disagrees though hahaha

  11. Harry from da Burn on February 28th, 2012 2:16 pm

    *Any Lil’ B lyric*

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  12. Alaska1 on February 28th, 2012 4:21 pm

    Hey @QuezkHH nobody needs ur stupid blog
    plus who died and made u rap professor?
    I personally called all the rappers u listed and told them to hav fun with words and come out with line that don’t mean shit
    Fuck @quezKHH *B.I.G voice*

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    Youngin Reply:

    @Alaska1, My dawg,you’re just stupid,nufsaid

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    MzDinaaa Reply:

    @Alaska1, And you’re on the website, why? Don’t read it if you wanna complain, cuz you just made youreself sound dumb.

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  13. Chi Simpson!!! on February 28th, 2012 5:07 pm

    This whole post is dumb! All these lines make since!!! You just dont understand them smh…its hip hop people. If hip hop was always straight to the point then it wouldnt be so amazing to us…Cmon dude DELETE this post…This takes too much space…

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    LMH Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!,

    *Sense. He needs to put your comment on this list. ANYWAY, they do make sense. “Weezy F. and the F is for phenomenal” is the perfect example. How does that make sense to you?

    I understood what Wayne was trying to do (he’s done it in a million songs), but he failed this time. He could’ve at least chose a word that starts with an F, not just makes the “F” sound.

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    LMH Reply:

    @LMH,

    Sidenote: When I said, “they do make sense”, I was referring to Quez’s posts, not the lyrics in question.

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    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @LMH, Dude i spelled that word wrong on purpose to kinda go wit the blog lol i thought it was funny…BUT DO U KNOW HOW OLD THAT SONG IS BY LIL WAYNE? That song came out in 09′ back when wayne was in his prime. Its WORDPLAY dude! Im pretty sure wayne knows phenomenal starts with a “P” but phenomenal is another word for extraordinary so hes basicallly calling himself great and since phenomenal sounds like it begins with a “F” he switched the word up by using WORDPLAY! That line totally makes sense! Im pretty sure if Jay z said something like that it would be considered lyrical. AM I WRONG?

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    d bags Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!, Yes. You are wrong. If Jay Z ever said anything like that it would be so out of character that people would harass him. But since Weezy said it, and he’s known for this ‘wordplay’ people acted like it was nothing. Quez is simply calling it out. We all thought it, he just said it. If he wanted to say ‘extraordinary’ he could’ve said ‘fantastic’, it’s only missing one syllable….

    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!, First of all FANTASIC sounds so homo!!! hahahaha Why in the hell would a rapper say they are fantastic!!! And plus this blog is still dumb because weezy lyric still made sense. ITS CALLED THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. I bet your a little simple minded fool huh?

    d bags Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!, You’re* Phonetically it makes sense, grammatically it doesn’t. And since rap is a form of rhetoric, then your point can be taken, but all Quez was pointing out was that in the written from it makes no sense, like most Weezy’s lines. Fantastic is just another ‘F’ word he could’ve used. And Coolio used it, “Fantastic Voyage.”

    omfgbbq Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!,
    wtf? switch back to your gay interacial porn son.

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    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @omfgbbq, HUH?

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    MosDef Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!, Calling other people simple minded when your the one that listens to weezy lmao wow haha

    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @omfgbbq, *WOOP!* *WOOP!* (Sirens!) HATER ALERT! HATER ALERT! MOS DEF IS IN THE BUILDING PLEASE KEEP ALL COMMENTS TO YOURSELF OR HE WILL HATE! I REPEAT! KEEP ALL COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!!!

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  14. drew3 on February 28th, 2012 5:12 pm

    good series idea here quez but i agree with @rich. I’m not a weepy fan but he for sure knew it started with PH. theres plenty of actual dumb rappers that have way worse lines….dont know any off the top of my head but I’m sure you’ll do fine looking at gucci mane, wake flock, 2 chains and lil b. I’m sure they’ve got tons of these. O and the biggie song is classic but that line is weird as fuck

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    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @drew3, agreed!

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  15. aRiee on February 28th, 2012 6:22 pm

    LMAOOO!! you spelled Pharrell with F .. funny dude !! did anyone else get that?

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    LMH Reply:

    @aRiee,

    Yeah, I thought it was pretty clever. Made me laugh!

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  16. Mike2210 on February 28th, 2012 6:25 pm

    The line that’s really confusing me till now is from drake in “In The Morning”
    “I love thick women cause my aunt, she rode equestrian” !?!?!?!?!?!?!)!? THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, is he sayin he loves his aunt or he has a horse fetish or he loves women with horse asses !!!!!! If any of y’all got an explanation plz do explain cause I ain’t convinced with what RG are sayin !!!

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    Chi Simpson!!! Reply:

    @Mike2210, lmfao ahahahaaaa yeaaa dude i been wanting to know what that means for the longest now!!! ahahahaa

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    MzDinaaa Reply:

    @Chi Simpson!!!, I’ve tried putting every twist on the words I can think of, I’ve been thinking of all kinds of metaphors and came up with nothing that would have the line make sense. And I thought I was the only one confused. Lol

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  17. tnas11t on February 28th, 2012 7:33 pm

    Just put any Waka flocka flame, Gucci mane or Rick Ross lyrics and ull have 100 posts of these .. They suck badly..

    Real G’s move in silence like lasagna .. Now that’s the shit :D

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  18. tnas11 on February 28th, 2012 7:33 pm

    Just put any Waka flocka flame, Gucci mane or Rick Ross lyrics and ull have 100 posts of these .. They suck badly..

    Real G’s move in silence like lasagna .. Now that’s the shit :D

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    memo Reply:

    @tnas11,
    Real G’s moving sideways like lasagna, if u dont get it then i guess u just eat chicken :/

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  19. Jonathan on February 28th, 2012 8:23 pm

    The first drake line.. ‘aventura’ is a puerto rican group, and they have made a big impact in the the latin countries and US as well.. So he’s saying that ‘Spanish’ girls as in Latin girls love him like they love ‘aventura’.. Makes sense?

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    Markos Reply:

    @Jonathan, Dominican group

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    Jonathan Reply:

    @Markos, You’re right I fucked up :/

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  20. Curt on February 28th, 2012 8:57 pm

    Let’s not even get into all of the dumb shit Wayne has said over songs. Like even in his prime he wan’t necessarily getting big because he was rapping the hardest lyrics. He got big because he was releasing a shit ton of music

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    Jonathan Reply:

    @Curt, As much as I hate mainstream music, and go for that lyrical shit.. I still respect someone that works hard and puts music out there! Eventhough I might not listen to them cuz I listen to pure underground.. And like I said someone that works hard over the years gots my respect..

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    Curt Reply:

    @Jonathan, I agree it shows the passion. Nobody is going to be a genius over every line. But I mean Wayne is a glorified average underground rapper who has access to the best beats. I say that because it took him 10 albums and god knows how many mixtapes to barely get to where kanye or em got with 5 albums

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    Jonathan Reply:

    @Curt, Yeah I see what you mean, and another thing I hate is when people talk crap about someone’s taste in music! It’s like why do you care it’s them listening to the music not you..

  21. Jas on February 28th, 2012 9:35 pm

    I think people like you should be given an award for FINALLY pointing out the weirdest things that rappers say…half the time I spend listening to the radio, I question if what they say has anything to do with what their words really mean.

    #Round of Applause….!!!

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    Curt Reply:

    @Jas, you should stop listening to the radio. It’s not good for the soul

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  22. Erick on February 29th, 2012 4:45 am

    @QuezKHH Lmao you dont know shit about “Spanish” music whatsoever so its funny how you would know about that first line you talk about in the motto. Spanish goes way beyond just spain.

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  23. Ant!!! on February 29th, 2012 5:39 am

    Great idea i never got this weezy line”people like me and people like spiders spiders it flys and you know hwta flys eat” i think thats how it goes any1 care to explain it 2 me? Weezy still my nigga though

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    beast2 Reply:

    @Ant!!!, i think weezy is tryna imply that hes the shit because if people like spiders and spiders eat flies and flies eat shit it all goes back to him saying people like him cause hes the shit

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  24. karina on March 4th, 2012 7:21 am

    fucking hilarious lmao.

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  25. Freddie B on March 27th, 2012 5:42 am

    Don’t forget about one of the latest, Flo Rida’s “Good Feeling”. His lyrics say I got a feeling It’s a wrap, ASAP”. If you saying something is a wrap, doesn’t it mean its over right then and there? And he’s got a feeling? So he’s not sure? And the term ASAP means as soon as possible, which means its not over immediately. The terms don’t make sense together.

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  26. Deaf•initions No•2 : KillerHipHop.com on April 22nd, 2012 3:40 am

    [...] Yes, you are now all English. If you’re reading this you obviously speak/read English. Last Deaf•initions some of you said that it was okay for Drake to call Latinos Spanish just because they spoke [...]

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