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1 Verse, 1 Hearse #2 – Martians Vs. Goblins

August 17, 2011 · Posted in Music, reviews · 15 Comments 

So Yeezy and I were driving around in the coveted KillerHipHop hearse when Tyler, The Creator just came in and took the hearse Grand Theft Auto style. But whatever, Kanye just hopped into his other other Benz and drove off, he’ll be ok.

After that, Tyler forced me to help him stuff his verse from “Martians Vs. Goblins” in the back of the KHH hearse. We then drove to RED Albums house. Game was in the kitchen cooking Lil B, and LeBron’s mom was passed out in the backseat of a Cadillac Coupe. Delonte West was on his laptop watching a video with 20 Cleveland Cavalier cheerleaders around him, pom-poms all over the place and everything. Weezy was also there, he was singing a chorus while playing with his collection of Tech Decks. I know huh, that shit cray.

A year ago, I was poor, somewhat
Now my future’s brighter than Christopher’s new haircut
Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and f-cking male butts
In the same closet that Tyler Perry gets clothes from
I suck? Where the f-ckin Ring Pops?
You got a better chance of getting a copy of Detox
Wolfgang, we rock, crack rock and that shit was expected
Like Jayceon whenever he name-drop (F-ck you, Tyler)
Jesus, motherf-cking Theresa
This nigga Game got Wolf Haley for this feature
My team is running shit like we have full-cleat Adidas
Getting chased by the polices on a full bred Cheetah
Bishop Eddie caught me tryna escape
Bag full of drag and a Nicki Minaj mixtape
Dragging all you fags to the back of the log cabin
Fall back like Lebron’s hairline against the Mavericks, he lost

At this point some of you might be asking, “Quez, why would you help load the verse into the hearse, you could go to jail man”. I know, I know but Tyler’s verse on “Martians Vs. Goblins” is just too ruthless to not load into the Killer hearse. Don’t get mad Stans, but it somewhat reminds me of the old Eminem, when he had blond hair, and was “hotter than a set of twin babies, In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up, When the temp goes up to the mid 80’s”. Some people miss that kind Hip Hop. Tyler doesn’t necessarily fill the void, but it’s good enough.

Nobody is safe from Tyler, The Creator, right off the bat he attacks Chris Brown with, “now my future is brighter than Christopher’s new hair cut.” I wonder if this verse was recorded while Chris Brown and Tyler were beefing on twitter. As you may recall Tyler made the point of calling Breezy, “Christopher” throughout their talks. Wolf Haley then goes into full speed with, “Bruno Mars is still sucking dick and f*cking male butts, in the same closet that Tyler Perry gets clothes from”. If you want to be a successful radio artist, it’s in the best interest of the artist to keep a good relationship with Bruno Mars. One chorus from him and you’re lighting up the radio. But, it’s Wolf Haley, he doesn’t care, which makes this verse even more killer.

Tyler isn’t even scared of taking a playful jab at Dr. Dre by saying, “I suck? Where the f-ckin Ring Pops? You got a better chance of getting a copy of Detox”. That Wolf Haley. He’s not done though because he then says, “that shit was expected Like Jayceon whenever he name-drop”. BURN. Only Tyler, The Creator has the guts to go at Game playfully or not on his own track. You never know how Game is going to take it. I wouldn’t advise any other artist to do the same though, even if you are playing you don’t know how they are going to perceive it.

Tyler, The Creator’s verse on “Martians Vs. Goblins” deserves a hearse because it is a breath of fresh air to the “crazy genre” in Hip Hop that’s been missing ever since Marshall stopped dying his hair blond. Hip Hop is so serious right now with all the talk about selling bricks (burr), selling dope off the iPhone (UGH), and leaving people dead in living rooms (yaaah). That is why I listen to Tyler, The Creator. For the LOL’s basically, and that is why this verse deserves a hearse.

Written by: @QuezKHH


15 Responses to “1 Verse, 1 Hearse #2 – Martians Vs. Goblins”

  1. tyler on August 17th, 2011 11:42 pm

    shut the fuck up we arent deaf


  2. Jean Pierre on August 17th, 2011 11:53 pm

    defintely the best verse from Game’s RED Album


    tune_562 Reply:

    @Jean Pierre, how can you say that without hearing the whole album? -___-


    iHate Reply:

    @tune_562, I listened the whole album and this is kinda like the best verse on it.


    Jean Pierre Reply:

    i heard the entire album tune_562 … it already leaked lol


  3. MAC on August 18th, 2011 12:04 am

    definitely a good verse, but when “the city” drops on RED you are going to have to give Kendrick Lamar some love for his verse, it’s crazy


    MosDef Reply:

    @MAC, Ya bro that kendrick lamar shit is crazyyyy


    Clutch_333 Reply:

    @MAC, yep Kendricks verse is too raw


  4. matty boi on August 18th, 2011 1:13 am

    tyler’s verse’s on tron cat is hard as fuck i would say thats worth a hearse


  5. MosDef on August 18th, 2011 5:17 am

    i liked this new thing u got going on btw killer! keep doing ya thanggg!


  6. shade on August 18th, 2011 8:11 am

    Eminem could go at Game and Game wouldnt say shit. lol


    iHate Reply:

    @shade, “get Dre on the phone quick / Tell him Em just killed me on my own shit” (The Game – We Ain’t)
    I want a Tyler & Eminem song.


  7. fuk waka on August 18th, 2011 10:04 am

    i saw the title and got happy that its gonna be a game verse… but yh tylers verse was gud too!!! hope u do more of this for other red verses and WTT verses!


  8. B on August 18th, 2011 5:27 pm

    Hopsin goes harder than Tyler


  9. Barbosa on August 18th, 2011 9:05 pm

    dope, but he forgot about hopsin cause hopsin dissed him nasty, i wouldve thought he wouldve fired back at him for doing so.


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