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You’re Killin’ Me: June 9th, 2012

June 21, 2012 · Posted in editorial, you're killin me · 7 Comments 

I think the Mayans were off by a few months. The world should’ve ended right after the Pacquiao fight. June 9th, 2012 was a horrible day for society. First, the legendary Canibus pulled out a notepad during a battle with Dizaster. He pulled out a notepad and read his rhymes right off it. To top it off, his rhymes were super weak, and Dizaster ripped him apart. After that, Manny Pacquiao got robbed. There was absolutely no way Timothy Bradley won that fight. The Juan Manuel Marquez decision was debatable, but this one wasn’t even close. Pac-Man was in control throughout the fight. HBO’s Harold Lederman was even talking about a sweep by Manny! I have no doubt that this fight was fixed. June 9th, 2012 you’re killin’ me.

Bringing a notepad to a rap battle is like bringing a textbook to a test. It’s cheating. Like, teacher, I couldn’t study all that material because it was too complex, so I’m going to read my answers off the textbook. I don’t know what Canibus was doing the night before the battle, but his mind was obviously somewhere else. He should’ve memorized his lyrics. Here I was criticizing Wiz Khalifa & Drake for rapping off their phones. Yet one of the most old school, lyrical cats of all-time brought out the equivalent during his battle. Dizaster deztroyed Canibus.

The judges decision hit me like a Manny Pacquiao hook to Timothy Bradley’s face. It hit me hard. Manny Pacquiao was in control of the entire fight and the punch statistics prove it. Pacquiao out landed Timothy 253 to 159. There were close rounds, but Bradley never did enough to win more than a few rounds, nevertheless the fight. Initially, I thought that this fight might’ve been fixed based on the simple fact that in my eyes, Manny won the fight.

Then upon further investigation, my suspicions were confirmed. Bradley was talking about a Bradley-Pacquiao II weeks before the fight! How is it possible to talk about a rematch when you haven’t even fought the guy? Bradley seemed very confident in interviews, like he KNEW he was going to win. He was fighting the best fighter in the world, and he had no doubts about winning. Timothy Bradley knew he was going to win, but I guess he didn’t expect a fight. Manny probably never got the memo. He should’ve at least fallen once during the fight. This fight was fixed because they had already planned a rematch months in advance. The date was set, the venue was booked, the contracts were signed, and the posters were printed. On May 29th, Bradley tweeted this picture of a poster for Bradley-Pacquiao II. You could say that both fighters expected a good fight and a rematch would probably happen. But to have posters printed, and have a date for pre-sale tickets already on the poster? That’s beyond crazy! Bradley had to win! There was no other way. If Manny would’ve won, who would want to see a rematch? Manny just tossed this dude across the ring, and you guys want a rematch? Manny had to lose in order for this rematch to logically happen. Simple as that. It’s impossible to believe Bob Arum wasn’t behind this failed scheme. Top Rank you’re killin’ me.

Thankfully, I’m still alive after June 9th, 2012. That day will forever go down in history as one of the worst days in society. Canibus ruined his image, and Bob Arum ruined boxing, both at the same damn time. Pardon me for talking about boxing on a hip-hop blog, but this had to be said. I know that’s a sin for some of you. If you’re offended, go wash your eyes with soap. I don’t care. You’re not going to kill me unlike Canibus and Manny Pacquiao’s fight.

Written by @QuezKHH, like me on facebook.


7 Responses to “You’re Killin’ Me: June 9th, 2012”

  1. sampz on June 21st, 2012 4:46 pm

    Pacquio v marquez debatable? I think you need to go watch the last two fights they had again. The last fight was shocking, the crowd was booing and even mannys body language indicated he knew he had lost the fight. Amir khan fight was also debatable. I think boxing in general is going down hill. Mayweather is the only reason why boxing is popular today. I think he’s the highest paid athlete now, without him boxing won’t be the same. Mayweather is boxing in other words.


  2. moe on June 21st, 2012 5:42 pm

    this article shows me you know nothing about boxing… watch this


    Curt Reply:

    @moe, damn this video just made this article irrelevant


  3. MosDef on June 21st, 2012 6:35 pm

    Wash your eyes with soap haha


  4. flow on June 21st, 2012 6:35 pm

    Hell yea I was gonna put this link to cus mannys missed a gang ! So everyone that says it was robbed should watch that !


  5. The Royal One on June 21st, 2012 8:40 pm

    Those two weak events happened and that’s why June 9th is killing you.

    Who gave a fuck about Pac & Bradley fight everyone waiting for Pac & Mayweather.

    Cannibus ! I can’t believe you wrot e an article mad about Cannibus. You must have too much free time haha. Until that event nobody wasn’t checking up on him. Most people don’t even know who that guy is.


    MFA Reply:

    @The Royal One, DUDE!? Why are you up here? Seriously? You click an article JUST to talk bad about it!? No, “The Royal one,” I think YOU have too much free time. And, by the way, The Royal One? That is corny as FUCK! Like, what are you 9, 10?


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