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10 Reasons Why Snoop Dogg Isn’t Voting For Mitt Romney

October 5, 2012 · Posted in news · 5 Comments 

With the American presidential election 1 month away, there are still a great amount of undecided voters. When people make their pick, they usually take into consideration a candidate’s economic plan and his stance on various social issues, unless you’re Snoop Dogg. Apparently, Snoop goes by a different rubric. Tha Doggfather instagramed a “cons & pros” list explaining why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney and why he’s voting for Barack Obama. It is important to note that the list wasn’t originally created by Snoop, but by twitter user @DragonFlyJonez. Read a more legible version of the list down below.

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Why I’m Not Voting For Romney
1. He a white n*gga
2. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt
3. B*tch got a dancing horse
4. He a h*
5. He looks like he says n*gger all the time
6. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. B*tch, I will beat the sh*t out of you
8. He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated
10. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt

Why I’m Voting For Obama
1. He a black n*gga
2. He mad cool yo
3. That n*gga look like he can fight
4. He wears a durag like me
5. Michelle got a fat a$$
6. He BFF’s with Jay-Z
7. He hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck
8. We use the same hair clippers
9. He smokes Newports
10. I seen that n*gga hoop before and he got a jumper.


5 Responses to “10 Reasons Why Snoop Dogg Isn’t Voting For Mitt Romney”

  1. B.J on October 5th, 2012 8:16 pm



  2. junior on October 5th, 2012 10:44 pm

    this is stupid id this is snoop this just proves that people are just voting for obama because hes black which is dumb it doesn’t matter if hes fukin islamic if the man is smart and a good leader vote for him


    kay Reply:

    @junior, I think/ hope this is a joke and not serious. It is fucking funny though.


    WhatSheOrder?GordansFisherman Reply:

    @junior, Well sweety, due to Americas history and the way, oh I don’t know, human beings minds are WIRED to think, we judge people by their outer appearances and actions. If I were 18, (couple months away) I sure as hell wouldn’t vote for mitt romney. Just because he’s white. You know why? Cause that nigga look like he say nigga ALL THE TIME. Now maybe one day I’ll get over my bitterness on how people who had the same skin color as were killed and disrespected for their skin color, but until then, MITT ROMNEY DONT PAY NO TAX!!!!MITT ROMNEY DONT PAY NO TAX!!!!!


  3. Darin on October 6th, 2012 6:45 pm

    This just shows how stupid Snoop Dogg… Snoop Lion whatever that idiot calls him self, your supposed to vote for a person that will better the people, economy, and health care. Your just another idiot talking shit on someone else because your to HIGH and don’t no the real facts. and you shouldn’t call your people that word/name your degrading yourself!


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