You’re Killin’ Me: Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Thank you Mayweather! Thanks for “rapping” or else I wouldn’t be able to YKM your cheating ass. Although you make a weak rapper, some fools would still consider you a rapper. So you’re legally YKM eligible. Your rap skills are not the topic at hand though. What’s killin’ me is what went down Saturday night during your fight with Victor Ortiz. That’s not a knockout by the greatest boxer alive, that’s a cheap shot by the dirtiest fighter alive.
If you didn’t watch the fight here’s what went down. It all started in the 4th round when Victor Ortiz started to lay the smack down on Floyd’s candy ass. Victor had him against the ropes and was about to possibly turn the fight around. But for whatever reason, Ortiz jumped up and head butted Floyd right on the lip. Dirty, classless, but the ref rightly took care of the situation and penalized Ortiz. Victor apologized, Floyd seemed to nod in acceptance of Victor’s apology. End of story. Wrong. As the fight resumed and Victor touched gloves with Mayweather in a sign of good sportsmanship, Floyd landed a left hook on Victor’s jaw. Ortiz stared at the ref in shock. But before Ortiz could say a thing to the distracted ref, Floyd landed a right hook. Victor hit the mat faster than Tech N9ne rapping on World Wide Choppers. Victor didn’t manage to beat the ten count. End of fight. Floyd had won the fight by way of knockout. I scratched my head in confusion. What did I just watch?
Although cheap, Mayweather’s shot was completely legal. But it’s not something the best fighter in the world would do. The best fighter in the world would not take a shot at a defenseless fighter. I know for certain Manny Pacquiao wouldn’t do that. I mean Floyd would’ve won the fight anyways. No cheap shot necessary. You’re Killin’ Me Floyd!
Ah but the post-fight interview put this blogger in a hearse. You told an 80 year old Larry Merchant he wasn’t shit, after he asked the tough questions everybody was asking themselves. You were bobbing and weaving around the questions so Merchant had to give it to you straight. Instead of answering the questions, you took some more cheap shots. This time at Larry Merchant. “HBO should fire you…you aint shit”. Very classy for the best fighter in the world. Shout out to Merchant for not backing down either and responding with, “if I were 50 years younger I would kick your ass”. Larry Merchant for president!
At the end of the day, Mayweather won the fight, but he lost tons of fans. He probably doesn’t care though. All rappers adore him for some reason too. So it’s only apt for me to YKM you on this blog when you sucker punch a boxer then want to start a fight with an 80 year old man. But really Floyd, thank you for rapping thus allowing me to bend the rules and YKM you.
Floyd Mayweather, you’re killin’ me.
PS. I better not see a Mayweather-Ortiz rematch either! We want to see Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao, c’mon! But 1 more thing before I go. Floyd, please tell these dudes to not try this at home. You have Ray J feeling like Mike Tyson. I don’t want to hear Ray J talk about having man raping goons ever again. That’s not fabolouso in case you aint know so.