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You’re Killin’ Me: Floyd Mayweather Jr.

September 20, 2011 · Posted in reviews, you're killin me · 34 Comments 

Thank you Mayweather! Thanks for “rapping” or else I wouldn’t be able to YKM your cheating ass. Although you make a weak rapper, some fools would still consider you a rapper. So you’re legally YKM eligible. Your rap skills are not the topic at hand though. What’s killin’ me is what went down Saturday night during your fight with Victor Ortiz. That’s not a knockout by the greatest boxer alive, that’s a cheap shot by the dirtiest fighter alive.

If you didn’t watch the fight here’s what went down. It all started in the 4th round when Victor Ortiz started to lay the smack down on Floyd’s candy ass. Victor had him against the ropes and was about to possibly turn the fight around. But for whatever reason, Ortiz jumped up and head butted Floyd right on the lip. Dirty, classless, but the ref rightly took care of the situation and penalized Ortiz. Victor apologized, Floyd seemed to nod in acceptance of Victor’s apology. End of story. Wrong. As the fight resumed and Victor touched gloves with Mayweather in a sign of good sportsmanship, Floyd landed a left hook on Victor’s jaw. Ortiz stared at the ref in shock. But before Ortiz could say a thing to the distracted ref, Floyd landed a right hook. Victor hit the mat faster than Tech N9ne rapping on World Wide Choppers. Victor didn’t manage to beat the ten count. End of fight. Floyd had won the fight by way of knockout. I scratched my head in confusion. What did I just watch?

Although cheap, Mayweather’s shot was completely legal. But it’s not something the best fighter in the world would do. The best fighter in the world would not take a shot at a defenseless fighter. I know for certain Manny Pacquiao wouldn’t do that. I mean Floyd would’ve won the fight anyways. No cheap shot necessary. You’re Killin’ Me Floyd!

Ah but the post-fight interview put this blogger in a hearse. You told an 80 year old Larry Merchant he wasn’t shit, after he asked the tough questions everybody was asking themselves. You were bobbing and weaving around the questions so Merchant had to give it to you straight. Instead of answering the questions, you took some more cheap shots. This time at Larry Merchant. “HBO should fire you…you aint shit”. Very classy for the best fighter in the world. Shout out to Merchant for not backing down either and responding with, “if I were 50 years younger I would kick your ass”. Larry Merchant for president!

At the end of the day, Mayweather won the fight, but he lost tons of fans. He probably doesn’t care though. All rappers adore him for some reason too. So it’s only apt for me to YKM you on this blog when you sucker punch a boxer then want to start a fight with an 80 year old man. But really Floyd, thank you for rapping thus allowing me to bend the rules and YKM you.

Floyd Mayweather, you’re killin’ me.

Written by: QuezKHH, like me on facebook.

PS. I better not see a Mayweather-Ortiz rematch either! We want to see Floyd Mayweather vs. Manny Pacquiao, c’mon! But 1 more thing before I go. Floyd, please tell these dudes to not try this at home. You have Ray J feeling like Mike Tyson. I don’t want to hear Ray J talk about having man raping goons ever again. That’s not fabolouso in case you aint know so.


34 Responses to “You’re Killin’ Me: Floyd Mayweather Jr.”

  1. J on September 20th, 2011 7:16 am

    “Victor Ortiz started to lay the smack down on Floyd’s candy ass. Victor had him against the ropes and was about to possibly turn the fight around.” ……. Really? lol he didnt land a shot


  2. Intro on September 20th, 2011 7:34 am

    Wtf I disagree with this shit! Floyd would not have won! Ortiz was wooping that ass bro! That fight is ridiculous and seriously Floyd is a bitch! If anybody is a true mayweather fan they would say that that was a bitch move! If not your just a bandwagon ass bitch!


    Breezy Reply:

    what fight were u watching lmao


  3. Chris on September 20th, 2011 7:34 am

    Why is floyd on here he dident do anything wrong alot of people are getting this wrong ortiz should be on here he head butted floyd and he knew it was wrong cause floyd was winning so how can u get mad if he knocked his ass out protect urself at all times simple…


    Funny Reply:

    @Chris, I hear you. Floyd would have knocked Ortiz out long before the 12th round. Look at how tired and frustrated Ortiz was….why do they think he headbutted Money!? He knew he couldn’t win. He was tired and done. You can’t unload flurries on a defensive guy like Mayweather and not be dead tired after a few rounds, let alone 12. Ortiz would have been KO’d in a few rounds anyways and he knows it.


  4. Mayweather fan on September 20th, 2011 7:40 am

    i been using killerhiphop for about a year to look up my hip hop news but after seeing this im never using killerhiphop I lost respect for this website Good bye


  5. Louis C on September 20th, 2011 8:01 am

    Fuck both them niggas.
    Team Pacman


    Intro Reply:

    @Louis C, All day! Aha


  6. @Mandla01 on September 20th, 2011 11:04 am

    Ortiz threw 31 jabs and didnt land a single one,…Mayweather had won all four rounds regardless and was pounding ortiz..Ortiz didnt really stand a chance..”Left hook,Right hook and thats all she wrote” #MoneyTeam!!


  7. rash on September 20th, 2011 11:29 am

    i agree with this mostly. i will probably get slated for this but the fight seemed like it was “fixed”,both fighters wanted an easy pay day,ortiz had mayweather jr against the ropes and was on top,what was the need to headbutt him? and then mayweather pulled a dirty move but ortiz should have had his hands up.looked like one big conspiracy to PACMAN all day :D respect to Mr Merchant aswell!


    Funny Reply:

    @rash, You have no idea what you’re talking about. If anything about this fight was staged then you’re talking many people going to jail for a very long time. You think a fight can get staged and the public not find out about it?

    Ortiz had Floyd up against the ropes, you’re right, but did you see how much energy he was using?! It was the fourth round and he was going all out like he was going to KO Floyd! He couldn’t even land his punches. Again, it was the FOURTH round! I don’t care who was up against the ropes, Money was in it for 12 rounds and little mini Ortiz was letting it all go. The consequence? An illegal headbutt followed by getting his a$$ knocked out. haha


  8. Shoti on September 20th, 2011 12:34 pm

    You have one more chance to redeem your ass Floyd. Man up and quit dodging Pacquiao. Fight Pacman.


  9. Simon on September 20th, 2011 12:52 pm

    You’re killing me with these dumb ass posts


    Wes Reply:

    @Simon, Agreed!


  10. villz on September 20th, 2011 1:12 pm

    So if Victor Ortiz somehow would have won, people would say he was dirty by headbutting him. This is such bullshit, the dude HEABUTTED him at that point I’d say anything goes and its boxing you NEVER put your hands down. What Mayweather did was legal and sure he caught Ortiz off guard but the ref said continue the fight. Oh and btw, Ortiz was never in control. Read the scorecards Mayweather would have won all 4 rounds if it came to a decision.


  11. Supernova on September 20th, 2011 1:42 pm

    Easy as hell to pick out the Floyd fans in this post. Both did cheap moves but Ortiz was rightfully penalized for it. After the fight barely resumed before Ortiz even had time to get ready after touching gloves Floyd hooked him which was a completely tasteless and dirty cheap shot. No real champion or respectful fighter would do something like that. Legal or not it was cheap. But now floyds bitch ass better not duck pacman again but floyds probably too afraid of the p4p king.


    J Reply:

    @Supernova, couldn’t have said it better my dude!


    peanut Reply:

    @J, they were both cheap moves but the difference was one was illegal and one was legal…


  12. pack on September 20th, 2011 1:58 pm

    before i say anything else.. ive been boxing for 20+ years. started at the age of seven. never in ANY of those years have i heard of a ‘sucker punch’ in the ring. never have i known that taking advantage of the situation is considered being dirty. ive heard people defending ortiz ever since the fight.. and let me just say.. you all sound foolish. your main premise.. ‘he hit ortiz when his hands were down. he hit ortiz when ortiz wasnt ready for it.’ however.. in that same sentence.. you note that they touched gloves..and for those who actually watched the fight.. realized that the ref ok’d the fight to continue. im not a mayweather stan.. but that entire loss was on ortiz. it is a boxing match. there is NEVER an excuse for a person to be in a boxing ring.. without having their full attention on the fight. ortiz was wrong for not protecting himself. there is no way around it. he messed up. you apologize..and then get right back into attack mode. but no.. by that point.. ortiz already had enough of mayweather and was ready for the fight to be over. he just wanted to collect that check. he didnt jump up and protest the decision.. he just accepted defeat. is mayweather at fault because the other fighter wasnt being a fighter? ortiz had ONE good flurry of punches in that whole fight. he wasnt going to win. mayweather did the same he has proven throughout his entire career. what he lacks in power.. he makes up for in skill..technique.. and INTELLIGENCE. he isnt a brawler.. but he fights by using his ring prowess. he proved that again saturday by being the smartest person in the ring.

    and for those saying he is ducking pacquiao.. give me a break. im a fan of pacman.. but this was on HIM. he just recently agreed to the testing.


  13. pack on September 20th, 2011 1:59 pm

    and let it be known.. if this was the other way around.. i would be making the same case for ortiz. it was called using smarts and taking advantage of your opponents idiocy.


  14. Pablo Hurtado on September 20th, 2011 2:37 pm

    I completely agree. It’s debatable whether Mayweather won 3 rounds, I myself would give the second round to Ortiz, though Floyd was definitely on top of his game and came out to fight, he wasn’t ducking and weaving as he’s done many times before. But there is no doubt in my mind and it’s clear to anyone who was watching the fight that Ortiz was winning the 4th round. He had Floyd against the ropes and was hurting him, that’s the only reason Floyd kept smiling, he’s done the same thing in many fight before. I however, do hope there is a rematch. Ortiz was deducted his points for the headbutt and he apologized, regardless, he would’ve come out on top as he was already on his way to turning the fight around.

    Floyd’s punch was completely legal yes, but it was very unsportsmanlike and it doesn’t take a lot of power to knock someone down who is completely open the way Ortiz was. What also irks me is Cortez the referee, I don’t see why he would begin the count on Ortiz when he was clearly surprised at the punches and hadn’t called the fight back on in the first place.

    Mayweather may have said he will give him a rematch but that was only for tv, there’s no way in hell he’s gonna give Ortiz the rematch.


  15. Funny on September 20th, 2011 4:42 pm

    Mayweather didn’t lose “TONS OF FANS.” He’s always been hated because he’s been on top forever. Haters gonna hate. Anyone who has been a Mayweather fan still is a Mayweather fan. Nobody just gives up on who they like because of a LEGAL punch. Have you been headedbutted before on the lip? Do you know how hard a head is? Do you know how dirty it is to headbutt your opponent when you have the belt?

    Ortiz had the belt, Ortiz was losing and knew he couldn’t handle Money, Ortiz headbutted Money….

    Go ahead and hate on Money but just admit that you’re jealous.


  16. MosDef on September 20th, 2011 5:10 pm

    This is a pretty wack ykm lol I mean Ortiz headbutted and mayweather took a “cheap” shot. You have to protect yourself at all time plus to me seemed like Ortiz was hugging him waaay too much he even tried kissing him I mean really?lol this post is killing me!


    Grandmaster Ski Reply:

    @MosDef, Yeah, this post was written by a Floyd hater. TEAMMAYWEATHER


  17. MosDef on September 20th, 2011 5:11 pm

    This is a pretty wack ykm lol I mean Ortiz headbutted and mayweather took a “cheap” shot. You have to protect yourself at all time plus to me seemed like Ortiz was hugging him way too much he even tried kissing him I mean really?lol this post is killing me!


  18. Bombz on September 20th, 2011 5:22 pm

    The guy who made this is a fag I watched the hole fight Floyd slept him ortiz head butter him but Floyd is dirty? Ummm NO ref said fight and ortiz got hit with a biscuit dumb hating Faggot ortiz said sorry 5 times


  19. kern on September 20th, 2011 5:28 pm

    Had HIM against the ropes. what are you talking about… I love your site and your lyrics. but stick to that ok… you dont know boxing you should stay to lyrics


  20. Hiphopprotege on September 20th, 2011 5:41 pm

    Mayweather was winning the whole fight. Ortiz is a boxer and knows that he should protect himself in the ring the whole time. This YKM is not justified. If u review then interviews of mayweather by merchant. Merchant is always putting Floyd down. Merchant doesn’t respect Floyd as a boxer and neither did Ortiz. The Pacquio fight is on deck now tht Pacquio has agreed to the random drug tests. Hopefully he will pass.


  21. Wes on September 20th, 2011 5:54 pm

    ” Protect yourself at all times”.. Mayweather did the right thing.. this a dumb ass post. kill ya self!


  22. $MoneyMayweather on September 20th, 2011 7:34 pm

    this is the dumbest article this site has posted.

    1. its a fight, after the first TWO apologies you should have your hands up.

    2. Kiss on the cheek was a little HOMO.

    3. If Ortiz fans think Mayweather is a snake or a dirty fighter, keep your HANDS UP !

    .. fight was fair is a fight ever clean f*ck no, but cheap shot for cheap shot. And for anyone who thought Ortiz was killen em, in the 3rd before the KO he was only landing 20% while Mayweather dropped 50% !!!


  23. Quez on September 20th, 2011 8:42 pm

    The ref never said “Box”. case. closed.


  24. Aeron11 on September 21st, 2011 12:59 am

    first i didnt watch this but what i read it sounds like nothing happened really. I mean in a boxin match if someone headed butted me you best believe your getting a cheap shot back…at least he didnt head butt him back and hit em with his hands…in my eyes Ortiz shouldnt of head butted him and mayweather wouldnt have cheap shot him lol…i support mayweather 100 percent


    Aeron11 Reply:

    @Aeron11, i just watched this fight on youtube and i take back what i said…fuck you May you piece of shit garbage fuck…i still support the cheap shot bc like i said he got a cheap shot but the interview changed my views. Only a piece of shit would say what he said.


  25. vava on September 21st, 2011 5:16 pm

    if ortiz wasn’t knocked the fuck out by the shot nobody would say anything, as he failed to protect himself and took it haters are talking reckless and foolish more delusional than the norwegian that killed 77 people.

    protect your damn self at all times.

    only fools don’t take advantage when it’s given.

    he gave it to floyd he took it right and legally.


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