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You’re Killin’ Me: Comments

June 30, 2012 · Posted in editorial, you're killin me · 15 Comments 

Doing what I do, I see more than enough stupid comments on the internet. Sometimes, I literally L-O-L, and sometimes I S-M-H, and sometimes it’s both. If someone isn’t cyber-bangin’, they’re probably talking gibberish. Last season I YKM’d Rap Trolls, and 1 year later, it’s same ol’ same ol’. Well, it’s kind of worse now because hate comments are actually directed at me. I guess I’m cool enough to be hated? Who knows. I usually love reading through comments, but sometimes I’d rather go watch some kids scream at an old lady. Lately, that video has been on replay. Find out why after the break. These type of comments on blogs, Twitter, and YouTube kill me.

1st!
First of all, nobody cares. Secondly, congrats? You might feel special at first, but in the end nobody cares.

Check out my music!
Ah, the “check out my music” comments. I swear these dudes are creative. I swear they don’t all claim to be the best. I’m deep. I’m dope. I’m hungry. Check me out. You won’t regret it. I’m the best rapper alive. Support me. Yeah, I usually keep scrolling.

Editorials are opinionated
Oh, my editorials are too opinionated? Well your face has two eyes. Fact is, your face is supposed to have two eyes, and my editorials are supposed to be opinionated. Sometimes it’s best to keep your opinions out of the comments. You’re killin’ me.

Peepo wH0 R1t3 Liiiik3 tH1SSS
10 year old’s shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet. What is th1sssss? d@ wur!d is $cruwd,,peepo kant r1ght @nymur,,M@y b dey Can gt A jub wurkin On. chick-fil-a billboards?? $tayy In skool..

PlZ RT
More like retreat, ha. No. I am not going to retweet you just because you asked me to. I don’t even retweet @Jesus, and he has some of the most unique trill tweets. Why would I retweet @xxYMCMB_SwaqqBoii254xx?

Follow bk
People crave attention. Importance is based on the number of followers you have. #TeamFollowBack is so lame. Drake wasn’t speaking to you. Worrying ’bout your followers won’t necessarily get your dollars up. Stay out of my mentions. Unfollow me if you want but I don’t #FollowBK. You don’t even spell it out.

30,000 likes and only 301 views?
YouTube checks views, okay? They want to make sure views are legitimate so they freeze them at 301. Then hours later, some dude checks their legitimacy and presses a button to unfreeze them. I’m not a genius. This was like 2 years ago. Stop complaining.

Rap verses on instrumentals
I swear, on every instrumental, there are people posting verses in the comments. Nobody reads them, but they keep insisting. Look, L.A. Reid isn’t going to YouTube “Hard In Da Paint Instrumental download link.” He’s not going to read your verse and sign you to a million dollar contract. While I’m at it, Santa Claus isn’t real either.

When you look at the internet as a whole, the L-O-L section makes up for the S-M-H section. People say that this generation is getting stupider, but in reality stupidity is more visible because of the internet. So we’re not really stupider, in my opinion. Can you imagine the things George Washington would tweet about? “When your slave only works 17 hours a day -__- Time to get a new one.” So keep doing what you do just keep it real. I’m nothing without you readers. Y’all are hilarious, sometimes. Troll on.

What comments kill you? Let me know in the comments!

Written by @QuezKHH, like me on facebook.

Comments

15 Responses to “You’re Killin’ Me: Comments”

  1. Luminous Story on June 30th, 2012 4:25 pm

    Cool story bro. :/

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  2. sampz on June 30th, 2012 4:36 pm

    I see what this is about haha. I’ve noticed that your posts aint actually getting many comments. So you decided to write an stupid irrelavant article hoping to get people to comment on here. HAHA your killing me Quez!! Get on with your lyric writing and post Wiz Khalifa ft 2 Chainz – Its nothin. That is all!!

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    Rey Reply:

    @sampz, Sounds like your feelings were hurt :/

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    xfcgfhv Reply:

    @sampz,

    http://www.killerhiphop.com/wiz-khalifa-its-nothin-lyrics-2-chainz/

    two months ago nigga .

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    G Reply:

    @sampz, Pussy

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    sampz Reply:

    @ Rey Nope my feelings aint hurt in any way haha I just find quez comical.

    @ xfcghfv oh my bad dude n thanks but that isn’t the final version lyrics. Not much is different tho.

    @ G Yes the term pussy would be correct because they to say you are what you eat.

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    riphop Reply:

    @sampz, If someone called you a dick, would you say you eat dick too? Smh

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    sampz Reply:

    Obvz not, it was a joke. No need for homo comments.

    xfcgfhv Reply:

    @sampz,

    dont mention it

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  3. MosDef on June 30th, 2012 5:29 pm

    Haha this actually had me laughing lol

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  4. TonE on June 30th, 2012 5:41 pm

    My favorite comments to read are anything involving Lil B, whether its here,youtube, or worldstar! The Based God always has the ppl talking! Bitch Mob stand up!!

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  5. MzDinaaa on June 30th, 2012 6:48 pm

    Lmao always have me crackin up Quez. People don’t understand what an opinion is and people always like to comment on shit whether it’s relevant or not.

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  6. LMH on June 30th, 2012 7:03 pm

    Hipster Comments:

    “I like (insert rapper) back on (insert mixtape)”
    or
    “(insert rapper) has become mainstream”

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  7. The Royal One on June 30th, 2012 11:48 pm

    Hahahaha. You really need to get a girlfriend or go outside and enjoy the summer. Another couple hours of your life wasted doing another article addressing your sensitivity on why more people don’t like your editorials.

    Oh wait ! I got one Your Killin’ Me: Your Feelings. Hahahahahahaha.

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    dija Reply:

    @The Royal One, trolol thats exactly what i wanted to say lol

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