Top 5 Best/Worst Rapper Names
A long long time ago #BestRapperNames was trending on twitter. I’ve been meaning to do my own list with the best and worst rapper names for ages now. So let’s get straight to bizne$$ (No Birdman is not on the list). Hit the jump for the list.
Best Rapper Names
He’ll busta rhyme so hard it’ll break ya neck!
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Why did he ever change his name? I loved the Doggy Dogg part. I especially liked what he did with the entire Dogg character on the covers of Doggystyle, and Tha Last Meal. Without a doubt “Snoop Dogg” helped Calvin Broadus become a household name.
Del The Funkee Homosapien
Del could’ve easily been in the top 5 list below here. But, I love a homosapien who isn’t afraid to step outside the box with a funkee name.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard
I thought calling someone a bastard was an insult? HA, this guy made it part of his name! RIP ODB
Here’s another rapper that should’ve never changed his name. “Puff Daddy” just gleams of jewels, women, luxury cars, and of course fur coats.
Honorable mentions: Eazy E, Dr. Dre, Slick Rick, Chingo Bling, Eminem.
Worst Rapper Names
Why would one drug dealer take the name of another drug dealer? Wait, William Roberts…never…sold…oh..really?
Anything with Lil’, Young, or Big in front of it.
C’mon guys be creative. Be funkee.
Really? After the Kool-Aid guy? The Guyana mass murders/suicides is the 2nd largest loss of American civilian life in history, only behind the 9/11 attacks. I know his name is Joseph Jones, but you’re killin’ me Jim Jones.
The name is stupid within itself, and 2 Chainz isn’t much better, but I’ll take it. 2 CHAINZ!
“Arab” is correctly pronounced A-reb. Thanks for drilling Ay-rab into my brain. PS. Ay-Rab pronunciation is offensive.
Honorable mentions: Shorty Shitstain, Soulja Boy Tell’Em, The Game
That’s my list. Hope you agree, but that’s my list. Take into consideration that music wasn’t a relevant factor in this list. The only things I considered was how “cool” the name is. What’s some of your best/worst rapper names?