Eminem – Taking My Ball Lyrics
Shady is back! Taking My Ball Lyrics included here first! This track is from the DJ Hero soundtrack.
“feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin”
Eminem raps in that funny accent with this new song. Read the full Taking My Ball Lyrics after the jump.
Eminem – Taking My Ball Lyrics
[Eminem]
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
but its all right, its ok with me,
i’ll do my steps all by myself,
I don’t need nobody to play with me,
but if you just give me a chance,
i can put you in a trance the way I dance,
but don’t nobody wanna play with me so I’m
taking my ball and going home, hooome,
[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man,
shove a diamond up my hind end,
and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals,
slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl,
now lets cuddle,
blood curdling your gurgling on your blood,
what I do for my next trick,
Im feeling won-derful,
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin
i slash her in the ass with a icicle
and leave her laying a blood bath
while I put a catheter in
and jump in the bath with her,
in my spiderman mask man
just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon,
are those pistachio’s damn, I’d like to have some,
laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshole,
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I’m like houdini,
tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie,
you don’t know the meaning of a meanie,
they call me the fruit loop from jupiter,
I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot,
dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus,
totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
now who do ya think is more fruitier,
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice,
you should have seen it mother,
i think i’ll put a piece of art on my visa card,
then I’ll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell’s
with McDonald’s jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Shady what are you doing chewing on a human,
grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom
assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon,
skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon,
you shouldn’t ask what is he doing with that broom,
you should be glad he didn’t leave you full of stab wounds,
you in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh,
but there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
and make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
shady why you gotta pick on the lady for,
why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
cos I’m scared there’s monster’s under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet,
no wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed,
you like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name,
[Chorus]
[End]
Eminem’s wordplay on this track is crazy once again.
Feel free to drop your corrections to these lyrics in the comments. I couldn’t understand some parts so will update asap.
What do think of this new Shady track?
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55 Responses to “Eminem – Taking My Ball Lyrics”
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damn i hate the accent. i wish he could just use his normal voice
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himself Reply:
December 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
@, you’re sooo right!
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Anonymous Reply:
December 27th, 2009 at 4:13 am
@, you all gotta lay off the voice I think it’s funny as shit
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sycotic Reply:
December 29th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
@,
shit its better with the accent when he fucks around plus right now he’s eminem not marshall
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HeLL yEA Reply:
May 7th, 2010 at 4:32 am
i hate the baby talk! the songs catchy tho
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who can fuck with him lyrically? lets be honest…he’s the best!
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Crazzyy song
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..wheres the third verse
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admin Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
3rd verse added. The leaked version I was listening to didn’t have that verse!?!. Lyrics and audio now updated! Thanks for the heads up!
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Corrections:
slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles,
shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole,
tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
make the sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini,
totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
then I’ll go beat mischa barton with cuisinart
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admin Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Got ya, Lyrics Updated!
Thanks for getting back to me real quick!
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What kind of f-cked up radio station played that ?
They’re screwing with the damn song
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admin Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@Chiel, Lol, yeah it was a youtube video which cut out the last verse. They trying to trick me! All sorted now!
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ehyo Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@Chiel,
it’s eminem’s station on sirius satelite radio. shade 45
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Wordplay is immense
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this is hilarious!
and that line “grab an illuminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room”
its grab an aluminum bat
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admin Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
oops, thanks for spotting. Lyrics updated.
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love how u post the lyrics…. awesome site!
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admin Reply:
October 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Thank u, thank u, far too kind….
Glad you like the site
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Damn man, yea i dont mind the accent but it would be better in his own voice, but i mean damn his word play is just sick, no other rapper can out rap this dude for real, white or black, all rappers know how hard it is to do wat he does thats y every1 gives him respect in the rap game. U CANT FRONT WHITEBOY IS HOTT
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3rd verse is CRAZY!!! reminds me of the second half of da 3rd verse of “HELLO” off Relapse (the way he spits)
Em is a GENIUS!!!!
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Eminem kills in every track he is in man.. I dont like that accent either but still.
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Only one minor, minor change i notice.
Hit Heidi Klum in the back BOOM not room.
This track is bananas. i hate the accent too, but it wouldnt be as good without it imo so its whatever.
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admin Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 3:10 am
@Ryan, Got ya. Good spot. Lyrics updated!
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The accent is not annoying!
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cant no body beat eminem but damn would i love to see em collab wit bone cus eminem my fav artist and bone my favorite group
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The accent is somethin he uses on most tracks, lately… but listen to “Be Careful What You Wish For” and tell me you dont want that voice on his tracks… At least he could put out a record with accent divided in… say 50/50… wadda ya think?
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mike Reply:
November 17th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@Jack, He rarely used the accent on relapse. One song or maybe 2. Either way that CD was the shit
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crazy fukn white boy… no one with skills like that since pac…
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If you want good wordplay, listen to Bliss N Eso. Australian Hip Hop artists who have the craziest lyrics ever! Different style to Eminem, but more advanced.
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admin Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 11:02 am
More advanced than Eminem…. Thats a big statement bro!:)
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I think advanced was a bad use of words. I rekon Eminem is an absolute genius and undeniably one of the best rappers in the world. In saying that, Bliss N Eso have a completely different style to him, however their lyrics are incredible, and I rekon use better wordplay then Eminem.
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The best rapper in the world ever.
Favourite lines:
just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on,
stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon,
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bliss n eso are wicked! im from aus… they can rhyme for sure.. but better word play then eminem? listen to eminem-biterphobia.. oldskool shit..
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Just when u think Shady cant possibly hate on anybody else, then he just does it time and time again!!! Fu***** love it!!!! BTW, does anybody know if this is gonna be on Relapse 2 or just the DJ game?
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xristaravas Reply:
November 21st, 2009 at 6:24 pm
on 21 december its coming out Relapse: Refil its the old relapse plus 7 new tracks including this one and forever
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Dan Reply:
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:57 am
@xristaravas,
That news is bogus. rapbasement.com posted it friday. Why would he put Drake’s song on his album? Eminem would never put Lil’ Wayne on his album. Wayne sucks
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devin Reply:
December 10th, 2009 at 8:18 am
@Dan,
its on there man. sorry.
and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles,
While I cut vocals
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admin Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
got ya. Lyrics updated! Thanks.
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man shady is the best, do you see some of these raps
——feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin
i slash her in the ass with a icicle
and leave her laying a blood bath
while I put a catheter in
and jump in the bath with her,
in my spiderman mask man—-
holy fuck, who cares about the accent he rhymes way more words with it.
Long live the legend
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when it says ”and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles”
it is actually ”and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals” not bubbles but u dun gud
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admin Reply:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Appreciate that. Lyrics have been updated. Thanks for your help.
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Corrections:
Instead of “and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles”
it should be “and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals.”
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And where’s the outro lol?
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Such a sick song! No one can fuck with Em. He can kill anyone he wants. His verse on Forever was the only good one. He makes Lil’ Wayne sound like even more of a retard
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This is goddamn fantastic, men!
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this man is my idol
without drugs i really hope i grow up like eminem
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He is the Empire of RAP! Love the accents and the killer style and “Oh” the ferocious beats….
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listen to biterphobia by eminem. the song is amazing. old skool tho but its damn good.
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Hes good at making lyrics…but i wish he would go back to the way he raps in lose yourself and till i collapse
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this song is so fricken great. being in rehab for 4 years, he came out with the best CD of his career.
yay eminem<3
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OOOOww man awesome lyrics …. Hes one hell of a rapper I must say ….
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eminem is still under rated if u ask me
cause lil wayne and shit get to much probz
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listening to this shit in 2011 and gotta say i love is this time around! dope shit!!
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